(Verse 1)
It’s been awhile since I picked up the mic,
I hung it up, locked it up, packed it tight I never sit down to write,
But tonight, the situation if I‘m reading it right,
it might be the right occasion,
(plus its too late to fire me now)
So I picked up my pad (a tad dusty)
And then I checked out the skills (mad rusty)
But it’s enough to get the picture like a silhouette,
And get your parents hair up just like a Chia pet,
I haven’t lasted this long because my stamina’s strong,
Because I should have been gone after the banana song,
But after 2 years I’m here on the list,
So just let me reminisce over the group that I’ll miss,
Wednesday’s we love to preach,
Sundays we love to teach,
We Scatter Out to Reach
Lake Days, Lock outs, Retreats,
We love to be equipped,
Boys and Girls discipleship,
Sign up for mission trips,
We love a strong pulpit
And that’s not it, because the fact is, that many us
love to practice, what we preach in the passages,
When I depart you’ll be missing a part,
Because I’ll always have a little piece of you in my heart.
(Verse 2)
Paul said goodbye to his leaders when he was at Miletus,
And this may not be Miletus but I still have My Leaders,
They lead us well and that’s not a hard sell,
But It wouldn’t fare well if I didn’t share farewell,
Jason and Heather couldn’t lead worship better,
J thanks for filling in for me and leading D-Center,
And Beth Kay we hate to see you go away,
And Paul thanks for all you did for paintball.
When the room wasn’t straight Chad had my back,
Allen at the Boys Club with a new Johnny Mac,
Kestner kept me straight with all my times and dates,
Tim Cain’s encouragement can’t be replaced,
Marky- Mark you share my evangelist heart,
And I was told, Becky was gold right from the start,
I got Kelly Scheideman for laughter,
And Greg I couldn’t find a man that was better for scatter.
I’ll think of K “Mac” every time I hear a duck’s quack,
Erin Hutchins was stunning will you come back?
Clayton and Laurie I’d never trade them in
Even when your voice was out you made it in.
When I need a candle lit I’ll think of Britt in the woods,
And Magnus if I have a picture half as good,
Michael when I cycle pairs of pants in the Washer,
And Frank don’t worry “I won’t call you Sasha”.
Roxy’s ice breaker losing my shoes,
And Tracy had a plan when my Achilles was loose,
Doug E. Fresh was the best at discipleship groups,
And I have Krista Spoon when I want to yell “Moose”.
It seems that I’m asleep with this scene,
How can I be awake when I have the dream team?
Still, I have Jenn with superior skills,
And Mark Claxton We’ll be praying for Jill.